plz talk dirty to me
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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