I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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