Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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