More tranny stories later!
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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