bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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