Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Life without a bra equals bliss.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
