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and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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