Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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