Having a random hookup so left but love u
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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