This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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