My girlfriend figured out who you are.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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