I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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