We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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