i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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