soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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