6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
