The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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