I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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