im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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