Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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