You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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