I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
