Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Are we still banned from the library?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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