I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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