btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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