Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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one two three fourrrrnication!
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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