He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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