Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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