If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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