Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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