You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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