I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I need water and some morals
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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