I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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