Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So gin and wine won't be happening again
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
