oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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