Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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