I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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