She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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