from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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