He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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