She said her name was "party"
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i out mim tonsoeep
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