I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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