I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My dick has a subreddit
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