Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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