garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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