sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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