We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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