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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
His nipple licking is glorious
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