I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have aggressive nipples.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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