Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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