i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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