She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just forgot I was standing up.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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