Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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