You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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