Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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