I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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