I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He has the fingertips of a God
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